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Jeph, a 34 year old male poet searches for his muse...writing, on average, three hours a day...feels the perfect muse is a wonderful anomaly venturing far outside the typical societal norms...she is open-minded and liberal in her wanton free spiritedness while displaying all of the devotional security and loving servitude of a more old-fashioned time...she is a priceless gem sent by the gods to inspire him to the pinnacle of his potential...he considers her qualifications much more stringent than the one's he's set forth for himself...first of all, he must find her attractive, yet she must have the capability to look past outside appearances, for, like all good poets, he is bald and overweight....he assumes youth another probable requirement...she will most certainly be younger than him, probably born no earlier than the mid-1970's...she must either enjoy cleaning and have good organizational skills, or not be fazed by spending time in a disorganized abode, for he intends spending what time he is not showering her with affection, writing...indeed, he has no time for such matters...he is employed with a meager, yet exciting job in the arts and entertainment industry earning less than $10 per hour, so she must be self-sufficient or content enjoying the humble pleasures of a low income situation...daisies must inspire the same enchanting smile as the rose...material bliss is taboo...although any thing she desires will be granted within his means...she must be spontaneous and open to new adventure...a love, admiration, intrigue and attempted understanding for his written art is essential...she must be comfortable in her realization that she will be religiously awed and bestowed praises consistently....though initially appearing subservient, in reality she will wield awesome power, for the influence of her encouragement will have potentially unlimited results...he desires no hardship, pain or tribulations to her and will protect her to his death...her attitude must never be for equality, for she will never match the poet's literary craftmanship nor will he ever attain the muse's enchanted comeliness...she will spend time amusing him romantically and likewise cherish being wooed.