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The following quotes, statements, quips and sayings are perfect for bumper stickers, church sermons, inspirational speeches, Judd Apatow movie lines, memes, iron-on patches, CafePress coffee mugs and fucking with your friends in a game of "Who Said That: Catch Phrases."


These words are all by me, Jeph Johnson (AKA DaddyO, if it's a kink specific quote).  Some are adapted from or influenced by whichever person I have cited in the quote.


If you want to use one of my quotes I simply ask that you give me credit.


Really.


Ideally, I would like you to send me an email informing me of where you are using it, and why.


Oh, I will let you use it, but I just want a chance to defend myself if, by chance, you are putting it into a context I was not consenting to, or correct my error if indeed I say something stupid.


Oh, and if you make any money from my quotes, for gosh sakes, you may spend it on sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. I only ask for a 1/3 share. Share the sex with me! You can keep the drugs and rock 'n roll. 


Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 Coughing 83 2020/01/21 1 year ago
2 "Love Sense" 165 2019/04/04 2 years ago
3 Reasons 217 2020/02/01 3 years ago
4 "Non-Communicable" 1 234 2017/11/03 3 years ago
5 "Intelligent Friendship" 205 2017/02/11 4 years ago
6 "Extra Alone" 166 2017/01/29 4 years ago
7 "Behavior" 163 2017/01/29 4 years ago
8 "Reflecting" 143 2017/01/29 4 years ago
9 "Man of My Word" 144 2017/01/29 4 years ago
10 "Almost Anything II" 145 2017/01/29 4 years ago
11 "Almost Anything I" 160 2017/01/29 4 years ago
12 "Bandwagons" 119 2017/01/27 4 years ago
13 "Apart" 139 2017/01/27 4 years ago
14 "Self Aware of Self Control" 104 2017/01/27 4 years ago
15 "Sexationship" 113 2017/01/27 4 years ago
16 "Focusing" 125 2017/01/27 4 years ago
17 "Too Logical" 104 2017/01/26 4 years ago
18 "One Every Minute" 113 2017/01/26 4 years ago
19 "Attitude" 103 2017/01/26 4 years ago
20 "Kindness" 161 2017/01/26 4 years ago
21 "Ignorance" 112 2017/01/26 4 years ago
22 "Humility" 131 2017/01/26 4 years ago
23 "Hope" 116 2017/01/26 4 years ago
24 "Fun, No Fun" 123 2017/01/26 4 years ago
25 "Fortitude" 104 2017/01/26 4 years ago
26 "More Difficult" 124 2017/01/26 4 years ago
27 "Text Check" 114 2017/01/26 4 years ago
28 "Alternate Dreams" 104 2017/01/26 4 years ago
29 "God Complex" 134 2017/01/26 4 years ago
30 "Discerning Minds Don't Wanna Know" 127 2017/01/26 4 years ago
31 "Transition Team" 110 2017/01/26 4 years ago
32 "Wasted Youth" 122 2017/01/26 4 years ago
33 "Technology" 149 2017/01/26 4 years ago
34 "Corporate Consent" 116 2017/01/26 4 years ago
35 "Acquired Taste" 110 2017/01/26 4 years ago
36 "Role Play" 102 2017/01/26 4 years ago
37 "Eye Chews Ewe" 134 2017/01/26 4 years ago
38 "Insects" 128 2017/01/26 4 years ago
39 "Same Reason" 139 2017/01/26 4 years ago
40 "Virtually Red" 118 2017/01/26 4 years ago
41 "Finger Off the Trigger" 102 2017/01/26 4 years ago
42 "Depressive Misfit" 120 2017/01/26 4 years ago
43 "Solution Not Reward" 172 2017/01/26 4 years ago
44 "Accept" 125 2017/01/26 4 years ago
45 "Heraclitus" 96 2017/01/26 4 years ago
46 "Art" 105 2017/01/26 4 years ago
47 "Pre-Traumatic" 125 2017/01/26 4 years ago
48 "Acceptance" 94 2017/01/26 4 years ago
49 "Sassy, Not Bratty" 1 108 2017/01/25 4 years ago
50 Taking Issue with Sylvia Plath 105 2017/01/25 4 years ago