by Jeph Johnson
Do you ever notice in movies if a main character coughs it means one of four things:
1. They're in the first stages of a terminal disease
2. They are not-so-nonchalantly hinting at the answer to a question
3. They're not very experienced smoking pot
4. They've just escaped or been rescued from a disastrous ordeal
Show me a movie scene where there is a cough that doesn't fit into one of these scenarios.