Grumpy old lady,
who sits in her chair.
She's a real bitch,
with very little hair.
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She's grumpy and nasty,
she's mean and she's rude.
And she pulls out her teeth,
to pick out her food.
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She gripes and she bitches,
moans and complains.
She's dumb cause she has,
old shriveled up brains.
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She doesn't like anyone,
tapping her seat.
I made a mistake so sue me,
if you say it again, your ass will be beat.
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You've got 2 other chairs,
that you could sit in.
But you sit behind me,
and then act as though I've sinned.
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I was here first,
but you sat behind me.
So put on some damn glasses,
so you can see.
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You bitched and complained,
that I "tapped" your chair.
You hurt me, but kept smoking,
like you didn't even care.
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Your stinky and grumpy,
your kids hate you, I bet.
I hope you fucking choke,
on your damn cigarette.
~*~ Jill ~*~