Grumpy Old Lady

Folder: 
2001 Poetry

Grumpy old lady,

who sits in her chair.

She's a real bitch,

with very little hair.

~

She's grumpy and nasty,

she's mean and she's rude.

And she pulls out her teeth,

to pick out her food.

~

She gripes and she bitches,

moans and complains.

She's dumb cause she has,

old shriveled up brains.

~

She doesn't like anyone,

tapping her seat.

I made a mistake so sue me,

if you say it again, your ass will be beat.

~

You've got 2 other chairs,

that you could sit in.

But you sit behind me,

and then act as though I've sinned.

~

I was here first,

but you sat behind me.

So put on some damn glasses,

so you can see.

~

You bitched and complained,

that I "tapped" your chair.

You hurt me, but kept smoking,

like you didn't even care.

~

Your stinky and grumpy,

your kids hate you, I bet.

I hope you fucking choke,

on your damn cigarette.



~*~ Jill ~*~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this on 8-19-01. It's about this old lady at the race track when i was with my mother and grandma. She claimed that I kept tapping her seat and she was a real bitch about it so I wrote a poem about it instead of yelling at her. lol.

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