I went to a party,
that lasted all night,
and when I got home,
my parents were filled with fright.
~
"Where have you been?"
they both said to me.
I said "Don't worry"
they said "it's 10 past 3:00!"
~
So I went upstairs,
to get ready for bed.
Brush my teeth,
and brush the hair on my head.
~
I got my tooth brush,
and my toothpaste.
Started brushing,
but almost threw up from the taste.
~
Yucky toothpaste in my mouth,
I thought I was going to die.
Then finally the taste went away,
and I let out a huge *sigh*
~
I sat strait up in bed,
and glad it was just a dream.
Cause in my dream when I looked down,
I found out it was hemorrhoid cream!
~*~ Jill ~*~
Lol. Funny. Thanks for sharing your humor.
Funny.