Yucky Toothpaste

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Improv 2001

I went to a party,

that lasted all night,

and when I got home,

my parents were filled with fright.

~

"Where have you been?"

they both said to me.

I said "Don't worry"

they said "it's 10 past 3:00!"

~

So I went upstairs,

to get ready for bed.

Brush my teeth,

and brush the hair on my head.

~

I got my tooth brush,

and my toothpaste.

Started brushing,

but almost threw up from the taste.

~

Yucky toothpaste in my mouth,

I thought I was going to die.

Then finally the taste went away,

and I let out a huge *sigh*

~

I sat strait up in bed,

and glad it was just a dream.

Cause in my dream when I looked down,

I found out it was hemorrhoid cream!



~*~ Jill ~*~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this on 7-30-01. It's my 34th improv. Very interesting poem.. I really don't know where in come up with this stuff... lol

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Analia Sattalon Renia's picture

Lol. Funny. Thanks for sharing your humor.

David Pinkerton's picture

Funny.