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They are all the same,

these stupid men.

What you didn't hear me?

Well, I won't explain it again.

~

All they like to do,

is go hunting for duck,

sit drink and fart,

oh and did I mention fuck?

~

They are stupid and selfish,

I hope they all die.

You say "then who would you fuck?"

Did I mention I'm bi?

~

So you see my friend,

it would be better indeed.

If all the men died,

because I hate them you see.



~*~ Jill ~*~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this on 7-26-01. It's my 31st improv. IT'S NOT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE!!!! A friend of mine was going through a man hating faze, and gave me that topic... so I wrote it through her eyes, NOT MINE! lol Just wanted to clarify that.

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©3 February 2002 - 9:15pm — hccgirl04
27 October 2002 - 7:25pm — Jessica Conley (not verified)
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that was one of the funniest and most truthful poems I've ever read! hilarious!!!

11 May 2002 - 8:09am — Bruce Pickett (not verified)
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Well, hey. Ya wanna know what I think. This is a good poem. I like it even though I am a boy/young man, I will admit it, most guys do suck. The rythem scheme, I like. Keep up the good work.

I hope your friend doesn't become a man hating machine again, ONLY THE JERKS hehehe!

Well, catch ya later.

Bruce

4 February 2002 - 5:21pm — James Brown (not verified)
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Hahaha!
I really enjoyed this one.
Thanks for sharing.