Chocolate Cricket

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Karyn Indursky

Little Miss Muffet sat a pineapple upside down cake

along came The Joker finding her taking a cat nap

he took her cake and replaced it with a fake

and when she woke it, it was with a start

her fingers began to snap

to the beat of her farts.

The Joker found this funny

and Little Miss Muffet turned a soft pink

while he counted his money

for he had sold tickets

to embarass poor Little Miss Muffet

and so she made him eat a chocolate cricket.

Author's Notes/Comments:

Inspired by Nightlight ("Muffet Family Album"), Bishu ("Little Miss") and Dove ("Little Miss Buff-est").

28 October 2013 - 11:29am — Poetic_Eyes (not verified)

thanks your poem "Little Miss" helped inspire me to write this.

28 October 2013 - 5:27am — bishu

Hilarious !!!!!! Respected poetic_eyes.Glad that the funnybone is still there after the grey-black-pink-orange stuff .

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