By Peter Christopher Raymond
Copyright 2013
Trials I've tried to take in stride
This gulf grows imposingly wide
I'm afraid I'll drop to the floor and drown
Before I touch the tips of my long-awaited crown
And raise a cloud of dust to darken the sea
Shroud my shrunken shape in secrecy
I'm worthless trash so don't bother to rehash
Your anger's flash has left me but ash
Defeat complete and now resigned
To your design and strict confines
Form each phrase with flawless grammar
And if you must talk then try not to stammer
I was taken by her grace and subtle glamour
A delicate creature most roundly enamoured
My elation was tamed and soberly tempered
By formidable fear of the members of her gender
Weary to speak for risk of appearing weak
Ruled by my own cruel and fear-fueled critique
When my members tremble and my body quakes
It pains to taste your claim that I exaggerate
For lack of discipline I quickly disassemble
And whimper like the dog I've come to resemble
Unfit for even a modest sympathy hug
I gaze at my shame where I've stained the rug
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