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Pigs are Everywhere!
Pigs are Everywhere!
Clark Steven Lupton
March 14, 2006
Pigs are everywhere!
They squeal and they shout
You can find them in the pigsty
Where they’re pigging out
They also pig out on the table
But they won’t use their spoon or fork
They’ll eat just about everything
But of course they won’t eat pork
And for dessert they put apples in their mouths
Because they’re on a diet
But when they learn that makes them food too
They go on a squealing riot!
Pigs are everywhere
They’re not just messy eaters who are obese
It’s also an unpleasant term
Mean people call the police
Yup! Pigs are everywhere
On the ground and in the sky
Haven’t you heard about believing the unbelievable,
When it so happens that pigs can fly?
And your dad may remind you of a pig
If at night he loudly snores
And pigs are not boring
But wild pigs are called boars
Everyone should have pigs
You should have yours and I should have mine
Who knows? Maybe the perfect pets
Could actually be pot bellied swine?
Pigs are cute and loyal
Just like a dog
And you’d be the envy of your neighborhood
If you owned a hog
Surely pigs are everywhere
There’s even the kind that motorcyclists like
The roads and hiways have hogs,
Which is also the nickname of Harley Davidson motor bikes!
And so there are pigs everywhere
They come in sizes from small to big
And if you eat messy or so is your room
Then you are also a pig!
