In The Rubble Of Educated Shadows
A ruler is twelve inches long
at least I think it is
I'm not real educated
but that seems relatively obscure
compared to a yardstick of arrogance
and longwinded sentences that go on
and on
without the aid of comma's and periods
to structure the wind of my sails
in her season of discontent
and abandonment.
I peeked inside a college classroom
just once
it's as close as I ever got
the place was filled with
professor's and students
though I couldn't tell who was who
amongst the rubble of too many tongues wagging
all at one time
I guess they were having a party
there were balloons filled with real hot air
drinks being passed around by punch drunks
and the word of the day on the chalkboard was
pity me fool
Wait a minute, I count three
no wonder I failed the entrance exam.
I did learn something that day
spying through the cracks of education
I saw a little girl in a corner all alone
with a wet sponge on her head
for special effects
when she wanted to cry a river
looked more realistic
she had a sign hung around both heads
"Please take my life, not my words"
I didn't think that was real smart
because in this world we all share
if you take our words
you're taking our life
of course if she didn't have two faces
she wouldn't be sitting there
all alone
wearing their school colors of green
it's really as easy as that
doesn't take a masters degree to figure it out.
I'll never run for President
wasn't much good as a King
except to kick bad habits
I carry too much weight
on the shoulders
and around the mid-section
but that's me
plain and simple
nothing pretty
Just a man who wants to love his beautiful woman.
The spotlight is yours now
I'm a semi-retired janitor
who cleans up on the weekend
just don't look in the mirror
you'll see no reflection
even ugly is afraid to cast your shadow.
I enjoyed this poem. During my 40 credit college 'career' I often wasn't overly impressed by the pompous pretentious windbags in these mind programing institutions either.