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CONDIMENTS
ONCE UPON A TIME IN REAL LIFE...ONE OF THE MOVIE THEATERS I HELPED OUT AT SOMETIMES SOLD HOT DOGS. A CUSTOMER ASKED ME IF WE HAD ANY CONDIMENTS. I HAD NEVER HEARD THAT WORD BEFORE SO HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE MEANT. HE MUST HAVE SEEN THE CONFUSED LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I SAID NO. I FIGURED IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THEN ODDS ARE WE DON'T HAVE IT...MADE SENSE TO ME...THEN HE WAS LIKE YOU KNOW MUSTARD,KETCHUP..WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON A HOT DOG...YUCK....I WAS LIKE NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY. I GUESS IT WAS ODD WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT ON THE HOT DOGS. MAYBE THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOO MESSY IN THE THEATER TO RUIN THE SEATS OR MAKE IT MESSIER TO CLEAN UP OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW BUT I DO KNOW WE SOLD HOT DOGS ON BUNS WITH NOTHING TO ADD TO THEM. I WAS KINDA GLAD WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF CUZ I HAD NEVER HEARD THAT WORD BEFORE AND IF WE DID HAVE MUSTARD AFTER I SAID NO TO CONDIMENTS I WOULD HAVE FELT DUMBER THAN I ALREADY DID...WHO COMES UP WITH THOSE BIG WEIRD WORDS ANYWAY...
