Mitch; the meddlesome mongoose
always so quick to slide from any noose
get out of sharp scrapes without even
a nick
the first in line
to get the long end of the stick
there lived no match to his mischief
for the element of utter orneriness must
truly be a gift
and by his mind being set just so
to no good from his constant pranks
he always managed to get some sort of lift
but one mad cap, paw pounding afternoon
Mitch, that mad yet meddlesome mongoose
had the yet known misfortune to happen upon
Tune The Loon
now Tune The Loon was not one who cared to
be shocked , startled or surprised
he had much, much better ideas up under his
cocky feathers
ones he himself had oh , so carefully devised
see, Tune just knew in his tiny little
trip hammer heart
that Mitch was going to try to pull one over
on him like he had done with everyone else
so he thought long and hard about his future
revenge from the very start
Mitch started the farce off with an oozingly
polite
'Why Howdy There Loon!'
ain't it a lovely afternoon
why certainly mongoose
replied Loon
if I had my choice you know what I'd choose
and what would that be
Mitch asked a little too slyly
why, a warm dry day such as this
not too hot or humid for one's tail
an afternoon of lazy, uninterrupted bliss
just to lounge here in this ideal shade
tree and sit a spell
and who prey tell would your choice of
company be
why a handsome young lad named Mongoose Mitch
for me that would be the ideal indeed
and just what would you do in his company
if say you had him up there with you in your
beloved tree
why, once I had rested I'd teach him to fly
right along side of me
you'd teach him to fly
Mitch nearly stumbled as he shouted
why yesssssssssss! replied Loon
as if he couldn't believe such fact Mitch
could have have doubted
well, what do I do first? Mitch asked
with expected glee
why, climb right up here beside me and perch
yourself in my tree
when Mitch managed to scamper up and carefully
sit himself down
Loon managed to cover his bubbling laughter up
with a dark and serious frown
First, Loon said, you must pluck two of the
largest feathers from the back of my tail
hold one tightly in each of your front paws
wildly flap your arms and from this great tree
limb you too will sail!
so Mitch all too fool heartedly done as he
was told
and in his over excited attempt to fly off the
large, high limb
he leaped so stupidly yet fearless and bold
only to fall flat and quite foolishly upon his
tender rump
leaving Tune laughing like the Loon he was
from up top his throne like stump
why did you trick me? Mitch demanded, his voice
quivering yet accusing in its attack
why, for all my dear, poor friends you tried to
get with your cruel, childish pranks
this one was simply for all of them , meant to
get you back
Mitch in turn preceded to pitifully cry
as Loon flew away, still laughing
because he, himself unlike Mitch
really could indeed fly..................
(Feb. 26, 1995 pm)
About the Name Mitch
Loved the piece! I thought it fabulous that you named the mongoose Mitch...my youngest son is Mitch and you described him to a tee...every parent I've met who has a son by the same name has also had the same complaint!
My older son who tired of Mitch's antics convinced him that he could fly when Mitch was about 6 years...they strapped goalie pads to his arms and he jumped from the porch roof (about 10ft...) Mitch was ok, but furious that his brother had tricked him...
Well written!
A word of advice...never name a child Mitchell!
Peace. Always.
smiles fondly............
such a lovely story thanks for sharing and am glad you enjoyed the story rhyme of mine too. Sincerely, M.