AFFIRMATION OF INFLICTION(pretty funny!)

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I've been shot and I'm bleeding

Don't you see the blood?

NO, FOR ITS ONLY IN YOUR MIND

No! in my heart

WHICH PART?

The left ventricle I think

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

I MEAN WHICH PART? THE PART YOU LOVE WITH OR

THE PART THAT LETS ITSELF BE LOVED?

What are you talking about?

Have you gone completely crazy?

Here I am fighting for my very life and you're trying

to feed me a load of psycho analytical horse dung

Now, call me a Doctor!

OKAY....... YOU'RE A DOCTOR

No, you idiot go and get me a doctor!

AH HA, NOW CALLING ME NASTY NAMES WON'T WORK AND WHY

SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR FOR YOU?

because, if you haven't noticed by now, I've been

shot!

NO, ACTUALLY  YOU HAVEN'T

YOU'VE JUST HAD ONE,

ADMITTEDLY A BIG ONE , PULLED OVER ON YOU

I, ah um don't get it!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!

meaning?

MEANING SON! I'M THE ONE WHO SHOT YOU AND BEFORE YOU

START SQUALLING LIKE  A STARVING TWO DAY OLD PUP

I DIDN'T USE REAL BULLETS

I USED BLOOD PELLETS SO PHYSICALLY THAT MEANS YOU ARE

FINE

BUT YOU'RE STILL QUITE A BIT SHORT CHANGED IN THE

EMOTIONAL DEPARTMENT

well, I never , in all my life......

WELL, IF I HAD A FACE LIKE YOURS

THEN I NEVER WOULD EITHER..................

(written June 4, 1003 pm)

Author's Notes/Comments: 

a twist on some funny dialogue I heard on some television show. The two men were talking about something else but I put my spin on the premise of how they were speaking to each other and this came out of that. I only wish I could recall the show.

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