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TESTI

Hitmen of Time

Have time to kill but feel uncomfortable doing it? Does killing time cause feelings of guilt or shame? 

Our team at Time Exterminators Services Tech Incorporated (TESTI) understand the anguish suffered by so many when it comes to killing time, so we're here to  take care of that often heart-wrenching task for our clients in discreet and painless fashion at a very minimal fee.

At two-cents per minute or less for time killed by our experienced and professional staff pretty much everyone can afford our time exterminating services.

Perhaps you arose from bed early this morning, took care of all your pre-work day necessities, and now you have nothing to do for a half-hour before leaving for work. No problem! Get in touch with TESTI by text or call at 555-TESTI and we'll kill that time for you.

All of our staff have years of experience killing time, so satisfaction is guaranteed. I, personally, have accumulated over thirty years experience killing time so am more than capable of easing any anxiety you may have doing it yourself. 

We have a half-hour minimum, and special rates for extended periods of time killed are easily arranged and available. Contact TESTI at any time for details. 

BE SURE TO ASK ABOUT OUR DAY RATES! Want to kill a whole day? No problem! Want to do away with several days, weeks, or months? YOU'll BE COVERED WITH TESTI!

Just imagine the peace of mind you'll acheive by never having to kill another hour of time. That's TESTI. 555-TESTI.