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~An Efficient God~

One morning God awoke, yawned, looked down at planet Earth, then yawned again. He realized at that moment after millions of years He had become bored with dinosaurs. He was ready for something new, so He smashed an asteroid into the planet which resulted in almost complete annihilation of the dinos and everything else. 

After another million years or so God took a look at Earth and saw that the dust had finally settled, and thought to Himself: "I think it could use flowers and bees. Maybe some fruit trees, too. Creatures with feathers and fur would be unique. I'll spread some of those around. In order to save me some work in the future I'll give one of the creatures the ability to walk upright and give it just enough brain to be able to destroy everything sometime in the future so I can renovate from there."

And so this came to pass and God saw that it was good.