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~No Direction Home~
My neighbor
believes in miracles, Bigfoot, and God.
He says I should go back to where I came from
because I don't believe in any of those things.
If I go back
to Portsmouth, Virginia
I wonder if my new neighbors
will tell me where to go.
i share Einstein's, Uri
i share Einstein's, Uri Geller's, Rod Serling's and others' belief in God
but I would rather that your neighbor leave Idaho and you stay..
thereby raising the average IQ of the state. Forgive me, spirit beings,
for my nasty remark.