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She is so beautiful,
that if I was the treasurer
of the United States,

I would have her lips

put on the $1 bill.

Her eyes
on the $2 bill.

Her hands
on the $5 bill.

I would want her stomach
on the $10 bill,

her breasts
on the $20 bill.

Her perfect ass
would adorn the $50 bill,

and on the $100 bill
I would keep Ben Franklin.

He was such a wise, old, perv.