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Making friends is always fun,

The more the merrier, they say.

Shake new hands.

Wave at strangers.

Kiss some cheeks.

Ask when you don't want the answer.

Listen when you don't care.

Apologize for a mistake you'd make again in a heartbeat.

Smile at someone you hate.

Never ever refuse a lap dance.

Even from a girl you can't stand.

If they're offering, they can probably dance well enough.

Break three hearts a year, and touch twelve times as many.

Kiss one new face for every heart you touch.





Put your head down for the rest of the evening.

Don't listen to a word.

There's nothing else to hear.



But, as you do this...

Keep your eyes on me.

For the next week.

Don't look away for a minute.

You may see the frowns, but

You'll miss the smiles.

You may see the tears, but

You'll miss the laughs.

You may see the shouts, but

You'll miss the cheers.

You may see the sighs, but

You'll miss the gasps. *wink, wink*



Just watch.



Just watch.



Five in two weeks,

Eighteen in three.

Making progress, I suppose.

Not as unhappy as I'd expected it to be.

Things dip and weave, but for the most part are looking up.



That's all I needed, right?

That's all I wanted.



I've never had to be on "the mad dash"...

Like Dave Chapelle.

On his "Great Moments in Hook-Up History".

"Where a guy's just itchin for some booty"

I've yet to use any of "his hysterical video game references"

I've never told anyone they give me "Pac Man fever".



Yet ;o)



Never needed to.



Hopefully it stays that way.



Just watch.



Just watch.



That'll do, Pig.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

"Children, you just can't set a drunk pig next to a drunk elephant and expect them to do the mattress mambo."
Well, dang it! Why not?

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oh_so_odd's picture

"Children, you just can't set a drunk pig next to a drunk elephant and expect them to do the mattress mambo."

that made me laugh out loud....:)

Put your head down for the rest of the evening.
Don't listen to a word
There's nothing else to hear.

- i dont listen anyway so we're allokay. i love you darling. be happy

poetvg's picture

AWESOME WORK