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Muffet Family Album
Little Miss Muffet,
Had a cousin so rare,
With eyes of green,
And hair so fair,
Everyone said she had plenty of class,
And as she aged and the years passed,
It wore her down and a shadow was cast,
Now she's known as the gal with the sandpaper ass.
Hahahaha!! Brilliant!! :D
Hahahaha!! Brilliant!! :D
Chocolate Cricket
Little Miss Muffet sat a pineapple upside down cake
along came The Joker finding her taking a cat nap
he took her cake and replaced it with a fake
and when she woke it, it was with a start
her fingers began to snap
to the beat of her farts.
The Joker found this funny
and Little Miss Muffet turned a soft pink
while he counted his money
for he had sold tickets
to embarass poor Little Miss Muffet
and so she made him eat a chocolate cricket.
He ate the cricket and began
He ate the cricket and began to choke,
He turned out to be one sorry bloke,
And Muffet still bears those cheeks of pink,
And farts fly out,
(They sure do stink)
She may have to go out and by some gas x
For this pineapple charade from a dead joker's hex!
...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
Telepathology Respected nightlight1220 ??
Telepathology Respected nightlight1220 ?? Prickly pimples on butt?She could do with some cool balm .. Guffaw......You really amaze me Respected nightlight1220. After your rocky 200 lb post now a featherlite tickle.Ho .. ho.. ho... can't stop laughing.Good work with Muffet unstuffed ! Enjoyed every bit.Excuse me for using words sometimes which may not be in dictionary.
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ROFLMAO... ....
ROFLMAO...
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "