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Little Miss Roaster,
Sat on a toaster,
And often it burnt her attire,
She could barely afford,
To pay her room and board,
Then one day her whole house went on fire.
The fire truck came,
She was never the same,
When he pulled out his big bright red hose,
He put out the flames,
Then he married that dame,
Now she's warm from her head to her toes.
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Somehow I laughed aloud Respected nightlight1220 at this one
Somehow I laughed aloud Respected nightlight1220 at this one.The lovely white bread put into the toaster.Got burnt.But what was the "red hose"? the power cord was red in colour?The toaster caught fire ?Perhaps more intelligent readers will post proper comments.Sorry to bother you at work.Bye for now.
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Lol..I'm glad it made you
Lol..I'm glad it made you laugh, Bishu. The fireman's firehose...put the fire out when her panties caught fire. Lol.
She had no money to pay for heat, so she was using the toaster for a heater....sometimes sitting on it to keep warm her derriere.
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
'twould be better if you hadn't xplained Respected nightlight122
'twould be better if you hadn't xplained Respected nightlight1220.Now I feel sorry for the poor lady who had no money to pay for heating her room !!! In GBS's play "pygmalion" I had read that Eliza slept with her dress spread on her bed.She had only a penny for gas which she used for a light.So hard on these poor gals... In this Marsh gals hav tah sit on iceberg to kool off.~~~~ Joyous day from Boggy sailor~~~
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