driving home after a 10 hour shift,
I thought, I'd steam those chicken breasts
on the counter I left,
I had placed them way back
so the mongrel not be tempted,
skinless and deboned,
from most prep, I'd be exempt.
I walked in the door a fine greeting as always,
and then looking a bit more around,
one vacuum sealed wrapper,
lay in the corner of the den,
a fast wagging tail,
and a smile,
and then---
"GASP!!"
I said, "Morpheus, what did you do here last night??!"
"I put them way back on the counter just right!"
and he sheepishly lay down for a belly rub,
I said, "Oh you think so? Oh no,
what you should get is the tub!"
I thought to myself,
"He can't reach that far back on the counter----"
and then, with shocking surprise,
came an uncontrollable grin,
there's only one possibility,
which is that Muffin and him
had conspired in play,
amusing themselves,
very well, I might say.
that's the last time I'll leave food on the counter to thaw,
I hope he doesn't get sick,
...after all,
it was raw!
he hid back in the hallway,
like he does when I'm mad,
but how could I tell him he's no good,
or "bad"?
the two of them, a team,
cause I've seen her do it before,
she'll push things with her paws til they fall on the floor,
just to watch what he does with them,
a game that she plays,
I know my luck has ran out
to change these mischievious ways!!!!
....
:-)
I love it! At least we can count on our little best friend beasties to be honest in their treacheries! ;-)
And that's a big 'plus' in
And that's a big 'plus' in this world, Beavis!! Glad you enjoyed this. I hadn't had pets for years and bought a house 2 years ago, and adopted these two. When they say having a pet prolongs your life, I totally get it now!! :-) -peace-
.......
...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
Cats are jerks, they're cool
Cats are jerks, they're cool I have one, but they're jerks. One of the few animals who will do something knowingly wrong just to see the reaction.
Long days and pleasant nights
Diamond
Oh yes..they certainly are! I
Oh yes..they certainly are! I laughed myself to sleep thinking about this. If only I could have been a fly on the wall to have watched this one play out. I have to get that mini cam!!! What also cracks me up is how I catch them all sweet on each other sometimes, and as soon as they see me in the room....they act like they hate each other! Funny funny stuff.
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
Delightfully written Lovely coz it's true
Delightfully written Lovely coz it's true.Furry friends are indeed tiny devils with tails (rarely) But stroke a dog's fur ,close eyes & it's God reincarnated.BTW did you sleep hungry ? I keep umpteen tins of spinach which fourry pals can't eat......
©bishu
Yes! LOL! Thanks for reading
Yes! LOL! Thanks for reading and the photo too, Bishu.
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
Conspiracy Theory
The kitty did it
acompanied by
the canine co-conspirator.
The chicken breasts, reports say,
was indifferent.
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two clawed creatures caper. loved it! - a
HAHAHAHA!! Yeah! .....
HAHAHAHA!! Yeah!
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "