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Malc, we harldly knew he
Malc has a new Girl
He really thinks she rocks
But I’ll tell her a thing or two
About the boy she thought she knew
I’ll start at the top
And work my way down
His comb over combed over
Next his dirty pervy frown
His shifty eyes looking
At all the young ladies
His super cool sideburns
Straight from the seventies
I will skip to the chest
Cos as I have feared
I’ve ran out of words
That rhyme with beard
Deep hairy chest,
Hiding a pieced nipple
Under his vest
A tattoo saying TIPPLE!
Flip him over,
Switch his sides,
His forest of a lower back
Where the little gremlin hides
Flip him back round
Look what I have found
‘Oh nick not there’
‘God just wasn’t fair’
Yes malc your groin
Important to you Miss
Many times his seed been sewn
Tis not the first dog he gave a bone
But do not worry yourself
He is quite a nice catch
Although he won’t last long
He’s quick as a Benny hill sketch
Look at his lower beard
Which ever way its steered
HAHA! Its driving his nuts
Towards lots of soho sluts
Legs are boring,
I’ll skip those
Fuck it all the way down
I’ll also skip the toes
But you better watch out
Including you mister,
You know what your dads like
She could easily be your sister
