Newamba Flamingo

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I was born and raised on a chicken farm in the Florida Keys by a suicidal cult of transvestite prostitutes who dressed up in gorilla suits and played loud Polka music from distorted speakers at all hours of the night. After escaping the chicken farm, I was taken hostage by an Elvis impersonator who forced me at gunpoint to write poetry and sing Britney Spears songs in Chinese. He told me that if I didn't publish a myspace page, he'd make me listen to Justin Timberlake CDs and dance the "Macarena" nonstop for hours. So here it is. And please don't call me Herbert because that is not my name, and I don't eat pork anymore. CLICK HERE FOR AN ENEMA! Toodles!

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