A World Without Women

  



What this world would be



Without our women



Don't be stupid, dummy



There would be no men



For behind any good man



There is a good woman







There would be no world



No country



No flags to be unfurled



So empty



For women bring love into play for all



This sometimes adds to man's downfall







What would the world be without fashion



It would be a real mess



Living in a bomb-shelter without ration



Seeing a man in a dress



It would be like a hive without bees



Living in a desert without any oases







Imagine a world without any bikini



No G-string



It would be so barren, no beauty



A sad thing



There would be no healthy beach



And nothing for all men to reach







No matter how man prays to the above



He'd be left with a world so barren



He would never be able to fall in love



In a world so dull and foreign



It wouldn't be a world but a big joke



Like drinking good rum without coke







Men would be left facing the wall



For men without women



There wouldn't be any Taj Mahal



A cock without a hen



It would be a sad, wretched world indeed



And men would have no use for their seed







And those commercials about hygiene and Secret



For which men have no need



They say their  pH-balance don't make them fret



For which men take no heed



But whether they use Massengill or wear panty-hose



A rose by any other name is still a bleddy rose







Men would surely go robust and bust



The macho stereotype so sterile, so vain



What would men do with all that lust



Like going the other way in a one way lane



That's one sensation of which they would be deprived



Which can't be replaced no matter how they contrived







Without women there’d be no heartbeat



Men's hearts would not last very long



That would be the cause of men's defeat



There would be no love in their song



Their world would be in monotone



With poor men's hormone all alone



No night life without night-gals



Boring, boring



Men can't have fun with their pals



I'll be snoring



It's women who maintain the balance and checks



And men can't live without this opposite sex







Men would not need bedrooms



No marriage no honeymoon



No brides and no bride-grooms



Like a song without a tune



Then men may really learn a thing or two



For without women they can't find a clue







Finally last but not least



A man without a woman



Will resort back to a beast



And become a lesser man



Sailing a sunken sailless ship without a mast



In a planet just hit by a nuclear holocaust.




Author's Notes/Comments: 

Can't live with them and can't live without them!
I lve all women

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Rahul Shravage's picture

Yes, I like your style of writing long poems, after all describing at length does not necessarily make the poem boring. This one is epic imagination. My poetry is still in nappies - take a look and give me a word if you like:
http://PostPoems.com/members/rahulps

Nicolette Van der Walt's picture

Norman

On reading the title of your poem I thought, oh my, somebody who doesn't like woman - but my, what a surprise your poem turned out to be!! Thanks wise man for your sharing your insight. Your poem is a tribute to all women!

Nicolette