My boy once asked of a man named pete
The one of which who never be beat
I told my son of good ol pete
As it all started with one great heat
Pete was an outlaw who killed no soul
yet was infamous in that great dust bowl
He was taller than a mountain
and calm as the morning fountain
He was popular with the ladys
Even now in his 80's
He had one dumb son
who looked like a bum
That bum was me
as you can see
I'm son of pete
my name is Feat
You're son of Feat
My little boy Neat