My stomach quivers and my bowel gets tight
I try to hold it in, I try to fight,
Run to the bathroom, whip down my pants
"Dang it"... someone’s came in.
I clinch my fist, I curl my toes
With a loud "CURPLUNK" now everyone knows
Then came runs and squirts and twirts
I take medicine that never works!
Now I sit so broken hearted
Trying not to poop and still I farted.
Embarrassed and ashamed to come out of the stall
I wait there patiently till I hear no one at all.
Look in the mirror and regain my stature
Come out of the bathroom to hear people burst into laughter!
~Deziraye Wald~
Ha ha!!!!!!! Loved this humorous BUT OH SO TRUE poem about SHITTING in THE RESTROOM! Thought it was just me! Lol!
It made me smile and i know what you mean about never cra*ing in school toilets it just feels wrong lol
stay happy =)
What is a "twirt" exactly? O.o