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LESBIAN DREAM
Haha this isn't what you think it is you perv Wink lol jk
I had a dream where I was doing laundry in this huge basement and these three lesbians walked up to me and started to push me around. I know they were lesbians because they kept bringing it up for some reason. They stole my laundry and rubbed it on the dirty floor. I was so pissed.
They kept pushing and shoving me around and then this one chick took off her pants and she had a penis! She started chasing me around the basement and I was running for my life! I kept yelling for Jeff, who was sleeping on a couch upstairs, and he wouldn't budge.
They kept beating me up and I couldn't fight back. I hate dreams where you just can't fight back no matter how hard you try. grrr. Evil or Very Mad Then eventually I shoved them away and they backed off while bitching me out. I picked up my clothes and went upstairs and started yelling at Jeff.
Then I heard voices coming from down the stairs and thought "Oh shit I left more laundry down there! I better go get it before they do!" So I went back down the stairs and the three lesbians were there and they ran up to me and went to hit me when I saw these three big girls talking to eachother in the corner.
I yelled for them to help me out and they walked up to me and the lesbians and pushed the lesbians out of the way. Then they all started to brawl. This big girls won by a long shot! And I was so relieved.
Then one of the big girls walked up to me and told me she was a lesbian too and that those chicks that were beating me up gave lesbians a bad name. Then I woke up.
WTF! %$%# Why the hell did I dream of that? The three that were beating me up were all butt ugly chicks too. One of them almost looked deformed! They were so gross looking.
Just so you know I have NOTHING against lesbians. Not at all! I'm bisexual myself. But this wasn't at all a sexual dream. Not in anyway! It sounds funny typing it all out but I was terrified in my dream, lol.
Fuckin dreams piss me off sometimes. I mean WHAT.THE.HELL
