Lord Jesus, you saved me...................
From the alcohol and drugs
From the skanky people I sleep with
From the failed marriages and unraised children
From the IRS wanting to repo my trailer
From the long lines in wal mart
From another unwanted pregnancy and finally from my fourth husbands brother that thinks I still want to carry on an affair
Jesus responds to the humble christian by saying "You don't really need me child, you need some GODDAMN COMMON SENSE
Lmao!!! XD thats awsome. And u talk about that alot.
In case u dont no, its Elf ^_^ and btw i cant email people cuz dads a ya no lol.
-Blondelf-