Pretending you're a table
Doesn't help matters much
I always end up pretending
I'm under the table
Or on top of the table
So I'll stop pretending.
Pretending you're a rock
Is rather pointless
I always end up pretending
I'm moss
Clinging onto the rock's hard surface
So I'll stop pretending
And give in to the urge.
Pretending I can't see you
Is pure torture
I always end up pretending
You're air
All over me and deep inside me
So I'll stop pretending
And give in to the urge
To devour you with my eyes.
pretend we're not pretending
and we're just how we are
and this lust is something wonderful
that we're striving to keep alive
only because it gives us both the opportunity
to get together and have sex!