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If I were a slut...



Oh, the places I'd go,

the people I'd do...

I would probably go fuck

every guy that I knew!

I'd wear skimpy clothes,

dress myself like a whore.

I'd never wear panties,

and give blow jobs galore!

I'd take two at a time,

make a sandwich, (so to say!)

with myself as the meat.

I'd practice everyday!



If I were a slut...

I'd find some little hottie,

then I'd break out the oil

and drench her whole body!

After teasing her a bit

I'd spread those legs wide,

then go diving for pearls

with my tongue deep inside!

Maybe we'd have a threesome

with some loser of a man,

making his dreams reality

the best that we can!



If I were a slut...

I'd head down to the bar,

I'd find me some college boys

and fuck them all in my car!

Perhaps I'd make a movie,

a triple X kind of flick

where I'd fuck 90 guys,

taking dick after dick!

Then I'd suck them all off

with no desire to stop,

and like a proper slut should,

I'd swallow every drop!



Oh, if I were a slut

I'd give it all that I've got...

that is, IF I were a slut,

but sorry....I'm not!!





q: ~ :p





By, A.M.R.