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ADVERSARY RHYMES 1 2 & 3
ADVERSARY RHYMES (1 2 & 3)
Twinkle twinkle little star
the sight I see is quite bizarre
nestling there against your thigh
like a sausage in a pie.
Hey diddle diddle
the cat’s on the fiddle
the cows gone down to the pub
the little boy smirked
when he found how it worked
and the plates put the cup in the club.
It’s raining, it’s pouring
the old man’s performing
he patted her head and he took her to bed
and he never gave any forewarning.
Ha
Made me giggle a little. Thanks. :)
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I Knew Those Nursery Rhymes
Parody over the pond translated great. - We were British a while back, rebelled and stole all your nursery rhymes and called em ours. (tee hee hee). Brits rock!