Hey poets your overuse of expletives
Is mere abuse of adjectives
And shows no mental exercise
To convince me that your words are wise.
Those words that now comprise your stock
Are castrated of all their shock
So why not allow good composition
To slap your reader if that's your mission.
I hope that I shall never feel
A need for lever, rack or wheel
To reach the varied minds I touch
As you do with your broken crutch.
But you'll go on as I guess you should
Thinking somehow there's a way you could
Stand alone and wreck a truck
By using the word.... that rhymes with it.
Now this rant...brings a chuckle to me! :) I only hope my rhymes do not fall into this category! :)