The budgit The budgit
Such a funny thing
Is it a budgie that does that mathametical thing
Of punching the calculator keys
Or is it a parrot politician
Eating green ham and beans?
Green Ham and green beans
His toucanesque beak makes him look so inspired
Even though we all think he should be retired
Reticent, counting out cocoa beans
As the bean counter snake, an adder of course, balances the books
cook cooks the books
the books books that cook cooks
oh I’m going quite insane I wish I was on a plane flying in the sky on another plane…..