I wish I were the thumb
Of the five finger group
Sitting helpless under the thumb
I'd call the shots
I'd call the game
On every rain date
I can make up my face
But I can't make up my mind
I broke my mirror into dust
So it will match my face
I need to learn a thing or two
So all that is left is but a thing or two
My eyes grow bigger
Than my tummy buried underground
Too hot to wield to the iron claw
That sat in the fier to turn orange hot
Now it sits in the mud to coll itself off
I just stick out like a thumb in the air
To call upon the opportunities
So I can hitch a ride and cheat
For life is but a race
Survival of forgetful
Survival of the fittest, ripest plumb of them all
Stronger than the other purple velvet fruit
That drip down from the tree
And fall down on your knee
I just stick out like a plumb
The first born shall always lose
And always catch every virus in the air
First born always die first, too
For last shall be first
For first shall be last
Now the thumbs drip down
From everybody's hands
To damn me right down to hell
Elevator included