Making Sense

We drive ourselves crazy.

My mind

and I.

It's cute

at times.

Mostly though

I just wanna pull a wrench from outta the closet and

wreck the neighbor's door knob.

I don't.

I'm much more civilized than that.

I mean

we didn't evolve into humans

for no

reason.

Right?

 

I saw the lawn mower man

mowing his lawn last night.

It was around

2 a.m.

and

I swear

as I was squinting

I could see these

tiny

fluorescent beetles

digging into his

brain. 

 

I'm probably wrong though.

It just makes more sense that way.

But hey

who knows.

Maybe fluorescent beetles are alien probe

bunnies

who munch on the inner wirings of every

Presidential candidate.

 

Probably not.

But hey.

It makes a lot more sense

that way. 

 

 

 

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pamschwetz's picture

enjoyed reading

very fun to read...enjoyed it

running_with_rabbits's picture

I really enkoyed it til the

I really enkoyed it til the word right? then I felt indifferent to it, aside from 'alien prob bunnies' which was hilarious and brillaint...I do after all have a thing for bunnies ;)


Much Love

Ashley

Oroborus's picture

I like this one

The arrangement of words "alien probe

bunnies" resonates nicely to me. Good work. 

MattNaples's picture

Careful! That's the first

Careful! That's the first step of them getting into your brain. (And thanks!)