I put Gerber and Beech-nut
On a rat trap
It was honestly
Just smeared on
Some regular
Ol' piece of cardboard
No holding bar and hammer
Or glue paper
That arsenic should do
The whole trick
Wholesome baby food in a jar
Might as well
Feed your infant child
Paint off old walls
Coated before
Nineteen Seventy
Eight - Probably just as
Sweet a poison
Give me poison,
That's a crime
But if FDA approved,
It's just fine
That's just business
Who can blame 'em
For making a profit?
Like Boeing
Making bombs
Dropped over Bagdad
While execs are having
A sparkling rosé
That's just business
So don't give me poison,
They'll lock you up
But if FDA gave it
Two thumbs up
That's just business
Come on, man
That's just business
Who can blame 'em?
"FDA approved poison? - That's just business"
Should be a bumper sticker
Slapped on a car
Stuck in traffic
On this bridge to no where...