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you muster up the courage

to ask us for a date

then we play hard to get

we cancel or we're late

the articles you've read

say to take it easy

if you call her too soon

she will think you're needy

so you play the game

and you follow protocol

and all you get in return is

you creep you didnt call

here's a bit of free advice

pay attention

i won't say it twice...

do these jeans make my butt look big

if you say yes you just called her a pig

honey how do you like my hair

answer with caution

answer with care

and if you're gonna look at tits and asses

please wear a pair of dark sunglasses