Tweeting CRAZY!!!

It’s official…I’m a hussy!

I’m a slut, a slag, a whore.

I’m in love with an inappropriate.

He’s a man whom I adore.

 

Yes I’m crazy! You can laugh now.

Cos I know you will I bet.

See we’ve Tweeted and we’ve emailed.

But we’ve never really met!

 

I’m a lunatic. Lock me up.

Strap me down. Throw away the key.

I’m in love with a man for his words.

He’s my intimate fantasy.

 

Please arrest me.

Handcuff…Beat me.

Knock some sense back into me.

Take this lust that burns within me.

Give me back my sanity.

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Joel's picture

I wonder who this character

I wonder who this character is...and what he is doing with your sanity..


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"You think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb-shits?"

ljmills's picture

I claim the 5th...oh I

I claim the 5th...oh I can't...I'm a Brit!!!

allets's picture

Hussy

That is a good old fashioned word I have not heard recently (last forty years). You missed a few we used to use: Trashy Hoe Bitch Go Down Wench. Always the other woman though, I'm perfect and so are you. Imaginary Lover - a good old song that - interesting content in this writing lady, ~~A~~


 

 

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Thank you A. I truly know not

Thank you A.

I truly know not from where this came.

Oh and believe me...Perfect...I am not! ;-)

LJ