Pervert

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such beauty and form

flawless and free

how could such a thing

ever come to be

helpless to stare

at such a body

and those clothes

omg a hottie



well what would you expect

from modern maufacturin'

she's supposed to look good

she's a mannequin

now get over it

let's get goin'

before we're late

i wanna go bowlin'

Author's Notes/Comments: 

i dunno, man, don't even ask me... i just thought about those skimpy little thongs on those half bodies... omfg if they were real...!!

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Jonathan George's picture

This had me chucklin'...
So clever...
And you mentioned bowling!!
You go dude!

And I think we've all wanted to molest a mannequin :P

hexmaster's picture

omg you are a fuking wack job dude we miss your crazy ass come home soon

phil_carcione's picture

phil-carcione@attbi.com

well what would you expect
from modern maufacturin'
she's supposed to look good
she's a mannequin

LOL, LMAO

This was good but could use a little shock value to give it a punch.

well what would you expect
from modern maufacturin'
she's supposed to look good
she's a god damn fucking mannequin

Delete this if you wish.

~Phil~

NO More Info's picture

am' glad I came across your information on the featured writer-window(or whatever)
Pevert: is pretty fucking funny, I speciallly like the omg usage... it added to its effect. You must'a looked pertie silly stoned infront of the display window. Oh, yeah, have you noticed now that our mannequins have Jblow asses and thighs?... thought I'd share my discovery with the "mall-rat-pevert."
Good'ay

-Merry Katherine Galahgur Thompson at yer shervice.
More No, Info.

You are quite talented mr.unique. ;)