But when she came there, the cupboard was bare

Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home

Your out with you lover while your man tries to phone

The lies that you tell could crumble rock maybe

London bridge is falling down my fair lady

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet

With such a short skirt her rape was wanted.

Little bo peep has lost her sheep

While applying red lipstick so she would look cheap

Mary had a little lamb

And jill came tumbling after

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

Did you know your soft boyfriend is really a fairy?

She'll be riding 6 white horses when she comes

With their tails attached to their white bums

When she saw her ex-husband with his new wife

And cut off their tails with a butcher knife

The maid is in the garden hanging out the clothes

Wearing a pink thong so her big ass shows

Author's Notes/Comments: 

hehe... THAT'S what little girls are made of

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lonelymemories's picture

lol...this is a funny poem...very unique...Its cute...