It really is quite silly
If I want to grow a lily
The time and fuss and effort that
It takes to make a show.
But a buttercup or daisy
Is not at all that lazy,
I can leave it to get on with it
And know that it will grow.
If a rose bush I neglected
It would probably get infected
With a leaf mould or a greenfly
Which would lead to its demise.
But a dandelion don't need it,
I don't have to mulch or feed it,
And I never need to prune it to
Manipulate its size.
With a weed there is no weeding,
It's self-sowing and self-seeding,
Quite different from the annuals I
Must re-sow every spring.
And I wouldn't need my barrow
With a garden full of yarrow,
I could lie there in my deck chair
And not worry 'bout a thing.
That humble, little clover
Could be left to grow all over
Bringing great delight,I'm certain,
To the butterflies and bees.
It would multiply and flourish
So I wouldn't need to nourish
With my poor, old back complaining
While I'm down there on my knees.
To waste it is a pity
When oxalis is so pretty
And it never is affected when the
Weather brings us storms.
There's no call for manure
For the spray that's meant to cure
Only helps in distribution of
Its robust, little corms.
Should I desire a climber
Then convolvulus, that old-timer,
Would decorate my fences and
Enhance my garden wall.
And if I had to shear it
I could hack it, slash it, tear it,
And it wouldn't even shudder,
No,it wouldn't care at all.
Instead of costly, fussy flowers
Which I tend for hours and hours
My "wild flower" garden would respond
Without much work to do.
If I create some market needs,
Consumer uses for my weeds,
I could sell them off in quantity
And make some money too
This sounds like my yard most of the year round. Cultivate them weeds, my son always says. Good job with this one. Had me giggling. :)
Actually, we do grow weeds and in large quanity. We just refer to it as grass. But I can see what you're saying and you had me laughing. I was picturing my mom plucking out her flowers to let the weeds grow instead. That would be the day. Lol.