WHY RAIN ON FRIDAY?

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COMEDY.

Oh,why must it rain on Friday?

There's six other days to pour!

I've a mountain of washing on Friday

With bedding and clothes galore.



The beds are all stripped on Friday,

Routinely I change each sheet,

So why must it rain on Friday?

Why must it drizzle or sleet.



On each other day but Friday

The sun gets out of his bed,

But changes his schedule on Friday

Sending the rain instead.



When I fill up my wash tub on Friday

Why must the sky be gray?

Couldn't it be kind to me Friday

And rain on another day.



It's sunbathing weather on Saturday,

Sunday lives up to its name,

Monday could not be a better day,

Tuesday is just the same.



Wednesday is brilliant in sunshine,

Thursday the skies never frown,

But the one day my clothes need the clothes-line,

On Friday it's bucketing down.



I adjusted to laundering on Monday....

I thought I would catch you out...

Then Friday became a sun day,

Friday became a drought.



But Monday morning, when I'd decide

To hang my sheets out to dry,

The sun deserted,the heavens cried,

While Friday was brilliant.Oh,why?



So I reverted to washing on Friday

But I couldn't believe my eyes!

On Monday the sun had a high day

But Friday brought dripping skies.



Why can't it shine brightly on Friday?

I'd be grateful forever more!

Oh,why must it rain on Friday

With six other days to pour?

Author's Notes/Comments: 

The weather can be so frustrating!

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Max Wilde's picture

i thought it was a great poem.
noone on this website seems to do it like that,
light-hearted and witty.

Gail Little's picture

Amazing how something as mundane as the weather seems to take a mind of it's own and seems to know exactly when to be it's most disruptive. I really enjoyed this poem, and it brought both a wince and a chuckle. :)

Karyn Indursky's picture

It's funny how people give things more credit than they deserve and not enough to people. The weather doesn't have a mind or know what people are doing nor does it possess feelings. Yet, people often rant as though it's some sort of plot by it and give each day a life of it's own instead of realizing it's much more simple than complex. Nice write.

Jolene Coiner's picture

Thank you for your critique of my poems and I thought this poem was very cute. A reader can very easily relate to the frustration of the writer. :)

Rob Erskine's picture

Hi Eunice
I have the same problem when I want to go golfing. There's no justice in this world!!

Christine M's picture

Heard of Murphy's law? Jam side of the sandwich on the carpet etc. Wonder what will happen if you buy a tumble dryer - perpetual sunshine maybe?