In my closet, many things
Dark, devoid, deadly, and bloody
All of them nasty creepy things
And to get them I lost no money
Dead bodies stacked in a corner
Weapons all over the floor
Bloody hearts in buckets
Knives stuck into the door
Hands and fingers in boxes
Feet and toes in a sack
Arms and legs in a cooler
Heads stuffed inside duffel bags
Bones stripped of flesh are in boxes
Other organs in jars
(I've also got whole complete bodies
Stuffed in the trunk of my car)
Axes and hatchets and chainsaws
Hand-grenades, land mines, and bombs
Weapons of death and destruction
All of them cause major harm
I have a secret compartment
A hidden room behind my wall
In there I torture live people
The sweetest thing of all
How do I keep al this secret
How do I hide it so well?
My room is in the basement
No one comes down here at all
I still have more things in my closet
To name all would take over a day
My captives just started screaming again
I must go, have a horrible day!