Look what I see in my sights
In no way am I talking the ghoulish lights
It's that red and green
That's not my place, definitely not my scene
Christmas is on the radar again
Some people flourish during that time, I see it as a brain drain
The stores are already stocking its shelves, yet I'm the one hung with care
Perhaps my body needs to be updated with a different version of firmware
When I was younger, I couldn't wait for the Santa to visit and give gifts
While the country is struggling over an orange faced asshole and his tariffs
Over the last twenty plus, it's had a completely different meaning
Wish my last name was Addams so I could be guillotining
I don't need to hear your jingles
Just leave me be while I go through my canisters of Pringles
Nor do I need to hear Mariah Carey singing that all she wants for Christmas is me
No way she would pursue this, I'm not a VIP
Ah, yes, and who could've knew
Ah, yes, and who could've knew the Grinch was so witty?
peace, pot, tequila shot
Jesus loves us, stoned or not