Maggie Maggie,
You fat little cat,
you bite my ankles,
and swat at my ass,
you act like a dog,
tho you are a cat,
you sweet little thing,
your a fat little cat,
you were found in the wild,
only about 1 or 2 pounds,
then when we took you home,
you started getting round,
your human shy to everyone but me,
your my buddy,
and i treat you like a queen,
you fat little cat,
i love ya cause your sweet,
now its time to get in the shower,
and wash your big tummy,
i know cats hate water,
but you put up with me,
washing your back,
you fat little cat!