Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To give her poor dog a bone,
But when she got there the cupboard was bare,
And so her poor dog had none.
The dog foamed at the mouth like the do in the South
But Old Hubbard gave him a smack.
She kicked in his head and then shot him dead
And buried his body out back.
another hilarious piece hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa