Twinkle, twinkle little star
What do you see from afar
Is it all insanity
No hope for humanity
Georgie Porgie told another lie
He has made all the girls cry
Because the truth he did avoid
Everyone is very annoyed
Little Jack Horner is sitting in his corner
He caused his girlfriend to die
He was so dumb, now his heart is numb
Because all that booze he did try
Old Mother Hubbard hid in her cupboard
Afraid and all alone
It just isn't fair, there's no one to care
Now she is just skin and bone
Tom, Tom the piper's son
Killed someone with his gun
Into evil he was lead
So he shot them in the head
Hey diddle diddle, we're caught in the middle
And as crazy as a loon
Heard Satan laugh to see us like this
We'll all be his very soon