Woke up one morning outside looking at the sky
Face covered in all kind of debris and a fat 3in sigh
Again, I ask myself, where did I go wrong?
I really did feel like getting up, but felt lazy
All that candy made the morning brain hazy
When I stood up I was confused for a gong.
One-hundred ninety-five isn't so bad.
Stay away from that late night twinkie,
trust me, in the end, you will be glad.
You're alright, don't worry
Melissa Marina Flores