shaking a bottle of fizzies
some would say, I'm a bit busy!
it's a lid, but opening explodes it
you are the one who controls it
the right jolt though will cause it to spray
little by little the feel goes away
just when you think it's all set and done
you take off the cap just for a little fun
up comes the fizz
on that final squeeze
all over your face and
you didn't even get laid.
Interesting, I shall never look at a coke the same again. Thanks friend!