It’s been waiting
I don’t know how long
for you to come around
and take it off my hands.
It was yours before you even knew
that something nice was sitting
in my care
until you get here.
It’s been alone awfully long,
carefully wrapped,
protected from microscopic scavengers.
You’d better come get it,
and take me with you,
or I’ll be coerced by better judgment
to act on its behalf,
and eat it up with someone else
to share in its deliciousness.
So you’d better hurry!
It’s urgent!
I’m sure you’ll agree
in mouthfuls.
*running furiously in your direction*